Retard Finder

I know it's kinda my job to watch things like the Oscars but I refuse. There is only so much retardation one person can take.

So this was interesting. I'm pretty sure every single person in the comments happily says they're retarded. Not taking yourself seriously is a fantastic quality it makes you immune to ridicule. If you can mock yourself, how can anyone else affect you? We should teach our children this kind of mindset. Verbal bullying would have no impact, and since bullies crave a reaction, it might even stop them. Also, if you can call yourself a retard, how can you possibly get offended when your favourite celebrity or politician is called one? The world would be a better place if everyone called themselves retarded.

Who is more retarded?

Reddit is a cesspool. t.co/O3i6kPMk3t

This is a real headline and there are actual retards posting videos saying the government is trying to cover it up. t.co/2kxSJqom8q

A few days later they're trying to cancel Tucker Carlson again.. I'm off to watch some of his recent videos

Retards stage a mass shoplifting spree to 'liberate' produce. They are part of an anti capitalist activism group. They'll prob be protesting higher grocery prices next week. t.co/4ylU05QvBK

Are you retarded?

Reminder: t.co/dx5ijFIfGk

So this restaurant owner suffers years of harassment, vandalism, threats & protests because he doesn't want to sell Hala food for religious reasons, he subsequently carries a kirpan (ceremonial dagger) to defend himself and HE is arrested! RETARDED t.co/5Z4ZXSFemv

Found one t.co/CuONrxtC6y

You fucking retards went & mass shared an audio recording which is verifiably not Erik Kirk, claiming it was her without doing a minute of investigation. This grift has reached peak retard stage. Unless you're an actual investigator who knows what the fuck they're doing. STOP

Retarded quote of the day 🏅 t.co/ZKijoK3yIk

For being offended by people saying Christ is King. Retard of the Week, Ted Cruz. t.co/2EQZGKxH7P

Breaking: 23 yr old Sydney man Sayed Iqbal Sediqi will be sentenced next week after being found guilty of three counts of sexual intercourse with a child. He met the 14 yr old girl on Snapchat, he was 21. Another win for diversity t.co/EGYPMmxiuz

So it turns out International student Bao Phuc Cao pleaded guilty 3 times to upskirting/voyeurism but no convictions recorded each time: Oct 2024 → May 2025: Sentenced w/o conviction + CCO + treatment. Sep 2025 → Guilty plea; CCO + sex offender program, no conviction (up to ~150 victims). Feb 2025 → Mar 2026: 12-month good behaviour bond, comply w/ prior CCO, no conviction (>100 videos) DEPORT

Incase you're too retarded to notice, all major western countries have uniparties. You only have the illusion of choice.

Anyone know what happened to climate change? Seems to have disappeared.

Never forget how trash CNN is. t.co/lPmIJMvRDH

Who are you guys thinking for Retard of the Week?

These retards are super racist when it comes to voter ID t.co/1NTimv1RMv

Somewhere in the world there is a group of government officials in a meeting saying. "Just release it, these retards will believe anything" And they're right.

Retard of the day 🏅 t.co/NePTMAvFdl

These retards missed $1bn being funneled to a terror group? Absolute retards

Massive retard t.co/qgluRMSH8H

Breaking Retarded news: A trans pedophile jailed for sexually abusing his five-year-old daughter prepares to sue the Victorian government over their treatment in a WOMEN’s prison. t.co/Yc6Wh2fcwi

Watch this to the end. Ted Cruz is trying to cancel the use of Christ is King. He seems to find it offensive. You know what to do in the comments. t.co/Vwqzsyzuqj

People have become so retarded they celebrate their own downfall.

Whenever the mob suddenly tries to cancel someone, do the opposite, follow, watch and read their position for yourself then make up your own mind. The person they're trying to cancel is almost always the good guy.

Thinking the Spanish word for 'friend', 'amiga', was the N word and then claiming to be victimized." Retard of the day 🥇 t.co/r1Vu968vmM