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🇺🇸🇬🇧 Tonight's White House state dinner menu just dropped: Dover Sole Meunière with potato pavé, spring ramps, and snow peas for the main course. Dessert: White House Honey & Vanilla Bean Crémeux, Flourless Chocolate Gâteau, and Crème Fraîche Ice Cream. Why do I feel like I'd still be hungry after?

🚨🇺🇸 The biggest obstacle to a deal may be inside the White House. Trita Parsi, Quincy Institute, Iran expert, says Trump himself has overridden agreements supported by his advisers. It's the inconsistent decision-making that's slowing negotiations. @tparsi t.co/fYHZMALggg

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: A tornado just devastated Mineral Wells, Texas Structures destroyed. Multiple injuries reported. People rushed to hospitals The storm is now moving southeast toward FORT WORTH at 25 mph Pray for North Texas. t.co/0FgyYEOmMr

🇺🇸🇬🇧 Trump and Melania welcomed King Charles and Queen Camilla to the White House for a State Dinner that NATO will be watching very closely. With the fractured relationship with Starmer, the King, who Trump highly respects, will have his ear tonight. t.co/PT7xZNAfq5

🇺🇸 Amanda Leigh Fourez paid thousands to have people make sex torture videos with adult and baby monkeys. These sick "animal crush videos" are being trafficked online. We have the nerve to call monkeys uncivilized...this is really disturbing! t.co/EVoKNqGBg0

🇺🇸 In the 1960s, the U.S. Air Force solved supersonic ejection by strapping sedated black bears into escape capsules and shooting them out of B-58 bombers at Mach 1.6 A two-year-old bear survived an ejection at 870 mph Cold War R&D was something else... t.co/ZnALSkDlnk

🇺🇸🇬🇧 King Charles just walked into Trump's White House. White tie. Full ceremony. 2 of the most powerful men on the planet in the same room. The UK-US relationship just got a very formal reboot. t.co/L0QlaeieE2

🚨🇺🇸 The U.S. may already be accepting Iran’s control in practice. Trita Parsi, Quincy Institute, Iran expert, says earlier proposals included letting Iran keep control while the U.S. benefits indirectly. That signals a shift in expectations. @tparsi t.co/13uYHc6XSP

🇺🇸🇮🇷 US Marines from the 31st Expeditionary Unit fast roped onto the Comoros flagged container ship Blue Star III in the Arabian Sea. Suspected of trying to run the blockade straight to Iran. They searched the vessel and released it after confirming the ship was actually bound for Oman. Roya News

🇺🇸Acting AG Blanche: Threatening the President Isn’t Free Speech "For critics who say, ‘Where does free speech end and an actual threat of violence begin?,’I don’t think that’s a very difficult line to understand.” Amazing he has to even clarify that. t.co/EixfYKCqAS

🚨🇺🇸🇬🇧Trump: "He made a great speech! I was very jealous." You can't get a better compliment from Trump. t.co/DmEBCY03PQ

🚨🇺🇸Trump does not need a perfect deal to claim victory. Trita Parsi, Quincy Institute, Iran expert, says ending the war and lowering oil prices may be enough to satisfy his base. Because economic gains matter more politically, than nuclear concessions... @tparsi t.co/S0eIyHz3tI

🇺🇸 5 Mississippi middle schoolers saved everyone on their bus after the driver lost consciousness mid-drive Steered. Braked. Medicated her. Got the bus stopped Their parents are about to brag for the next 40 years and they have earned every word of it! t.co/eXucD9y0V8

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 “Maximum pressure” on Iran is backfiring… again. Trita Parsi, Quincy Institute, Iran expert, just dropped a reality check: Iran has adapted to years of U.S. sanctions and blockades. The pain is real, but it’s nowhere near decisive. Instead of forcing collapse or total surrender, the pressure campaign has pushed Iran to build resilience, diversify its economy, and find workarounds: from higher oil exports to stronger alliances. Is Washington repeating the same failed playbook while Tehran keeps adjusting? @tparsi

🚨🇺🇸🇨🇺 BREAKING: U.S. Senate voted 51-47 to block a resolution that would have prevented Trump from launching military strikes on Cuba. The same Senate that just rejected five Iran war powers resolutions is clearing the path for another potential military operation, this time 90 miles off the Florida coast. Source: NYT

iShowSpeed just went live from a private jet at 35,000 feet using @Starlink. Zero lag, no buffering, full HD quality. Streaming perfectly from the middle of the sky. Iconic. t.co/J2JRtVJxYZ

🚨🇺🇸 Another arrest for online threats against the president. Genuine question: how many of these does it take before people figure out the FBI has access to the internet? t.co/gwnDKjv4PE

🇺🇸🇬🇧 "He owed them a meeting." A sitting U.S. Congressman is calling out King Charles over Epstein. Ro Khanna says the King's refusal to meet with the family of his brother Andrew's alleged victim is a slap in the face to survivors. t.co/z0STEsfj7c

Smartest man on earth! Peak human achievement unlocked. Nobody is doing it like him. If you haven't already checked your garage or shed for empty 5-gallon buckets, you're wrong!🤣🤣 t.co/dThMCzcuDM

🇺🇸 Meet Detabian Jarquelle Fortenberry, he's the one beating a woman in Charlotte, North Carolina. 56 prior arrests. 160 prior charges. WTF is he doing out of prison? When will we start holding these liberal, soft judges accountable? t.co/j55Lpsn8T5

🚨🇱🇧🇮🇱 Hezbollah just published video showing an FPV drone hitting an IDF-manned armored vehicle near Qantara in southern Lebanon last Friday. The cheap precision-strike tactics that Iran's proxies sharpened across Yemen, Iraq, and Syria have arrived on the Lebanese battlefield against Israeli ground troops. Source: @officialrnintel

RECAP: A lot landed at once today. Some of it ceremonial, most of it not, and none of it pointing in the same direction: 🇦🇪 The UAE just announced it's leaving OPEC on May 1. One of the only members with real spare capacity, gone. The cartel loses its most credible swing producer. 🇺🇸🇬🇧 Trump welcomed King Charles to the White House today. Charles then addressed a joint session of Congress. It was actually a heartwarming visit 🇬🇧 The new UK Ambassador chose today to leak that the US is more likely to have a special relationship with Israel than the UK. Timing is immaculate. 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran's Hormuz proposal got rejected. They're writing a new one. The original offer, end the war now, nuclear talks later, was a non-starter for Trump, who wants the nuclear file in any deal. 🇺🇸 US intelligence is meanwhile studying how Iran would react to Trump declaring victory and going home. Their own previous analysis says Tehran would call it a win. Almost a dozen C-17s are currently flying toward the Middle East anyway. 🇵🇰 Pakistan opened 6 land corridors with Iran to route around the naval blockade. 3,000+ containers already moving. Grain of salt on the numbers, but the move itself is real. 🇲🇱 Al-Qaeda's Sahel branch declared a total siege of Bamako and claimed credit for killing Mali's defense minister. The junta is still officially denying he's dead. 🇺🇸 Elon showed up in person at the OpenAI trial. His argument: Altman took a nonprofit built for humanity and flipped it into a for-profit empire worth hundreds of billions. Day 2. 🇺🇸 Comey indicted a second time. Fauci's top deputy at NIAID federally charged with felony counts. The Trump DOJ is having a productive Tuesday. 🇺🇸 Trump approval at 34%. Grocery prices, $110 oil, an Iran war with no exit, and envoys who can't close. The numbers aren't complicated.

🇺🇸🇬🇧 Rep. McBride said the UK is doing more to hold Epstein-connected elites accountable than U.S. Prince Andrew lost his titles and Mandelson lost his ambassadorship, while the U.S. names in those files are still largely untouched. Sad but true. t.co/v9Mn2HWy5i

🇬🇧🇺🇦 Scotland is shipping hundreds of tons of recycled fishing nets to Ukraine to use as anti-drone barriers near the frontline. Fishing industry waste is now frontline defense infrastructure. Wars force innovation. Ukraine keeps finding it in unexpected places. Source: Scottish Government

Elon: "Tesla AI is where the rubber hits the road. 'Make no mistakes' is not just a meme joke for self-driving AI. Tesla AI saves lives every day, at large scale. No other AI team can yet make that claim." @Tesla

🇺🇸🇬🇧 King Charles III: "The bond of kinship and identity between America and the United Kingdom is priceless and eternal. It is irreplaceable and unbreakable."

🇺🇸 Mentalist Oz Pearlman was standing right next to Trump when shots rang out at the WHCA Dinner this weekend. Now he’s pulled out of his Monday spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Here’s where it gets messy. Two days before all this, Kimmel ran a skit calling Melania an “expectant widow.” Pearlman later called the moment “nefarious and dangerous” and said watching it back felt surreal. Maybe it’s just the worst timing. Maybe it’s more than that. Either way… those optics aren’t great for Kimmel. Source: FOX

🇺🇸 The Pentagon just greenlit a 24,000% budget increase for drones. From $225M to $55B in a single year. Cheap, disposable swarms beat expensive one-shot systems every time. Ukraine and the Red Sea proved it, and the U.S. is finally catching up. Source: Fox News t.co/XEocG0CJbv

🇺🇸 $400 million for a federally secured ballroom sounds insane until you remember someone just shot a Secret Service agent at a rented Hilton. Customs fees pay for it. One-time build. No more borrowing a hotel lobby and hoping for the best every time the President needs to attend a dinner. The ballroom isn't the punchline. The punchline is that we didn't build it 20 years ago. Graham's right and it's annoying. Change my mind.

🇺🇸 Fauci's right-hand man just got federally indicted. Dr. David Morens, top advisor at NIAID, facing felony charges. Morens was already caught on record bragging about deleting official emails to dodge FOIA requests t.co/ASRoY1npha