🇺🇸🇮🇷 The PENTAGON PIZZA Index is acting up again
Both Papa Johns locations near the Pentagon are reporting unusually high traffic at the same time.
And with tensions involving Iran already running high, people are watching Washington's pizza deliveries like they're classified intelligence briefings.
The theory is simple: when Pentagon staff work late during a crisis, nearby pizza orders surge.
We've reached the point where Americans are checking pizza ovens for signs of World War III.
Writer: Oliver
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Jamie Willis @willis17_ ·
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@MarioNawfal At this point with all this Pizza tracking, you'd think they would just put a Papa John's inside the Pentagon.
Just a thought












































































