Mario Nawfal

🇺🇸 I’m so glad I’m not the only one who pictured this exact same thing while watching the @Tesla Roadster demonstration! Of course, the Roadster will be one of the safest vehicles on, and maybe off the planet… soon enough. Whatever these dudes were in looks pretty safe, too! It looks like they barely moved… or they’re just that drunk! 🤣 Writer: Jamie t.co/dStBor8vMA

🎃 THIS DOG JUST WON HALLOWEEN 🤣 Writer: Sol t.co/t3QYSub9LF

🇯🇵🤼‍♀️ DAYUMMM! I love me some wrestling and all… but that shit looked brutal! I hope she’s okay… somebody better check on sis! Writer: Jamie t.co/WNUPaM10Ci

🇺🇲 TESLAS GET SPOOKY 👻 Tesla owners got into the Halloween spirit with a "Frunk & Treat" event in SoCal. Hoods were popped and filled with decorations and candy. Check out all the creativity on display 🔥🎃 Writer: Marie t.co/zXF8sCVYI5

OUCH! 💀 Writer: Sol t.co/rIyKOKVjQV

🇲🇽 A masked Jalisco New Generation Cartel (CJNG) hitman told Italian TV he personally incinerated 250 people at Rancho Izaguirre in Teuchitlán, Jalisco, claiming over 500 were executed there. He also said he earns about $220 a week and has tipped volunteer searchers for 18 months. Mexico’s Federal Prosecutors said he’s full of B.S., stating forensic processing is 92 percent complete. Dude does it for the thrill, because $220 a week to take on that kind of liability… definitely not worth it! Also... is he still killing people while tipping off the volunteers? I have so many lingering questions! Source: NY Post / Writer: Jamie

🔥🇨🇦🇺🇸 This is how Justin celebrated Selena and Benny’s first wedding anniversary! 🤣 Writer: Jamie t.co/0INAAooHoP

🇲🇽 A CAPSIZED BOAT off Baja California left survivors with suspected SHARK BITES. The U.S. Coast Guard said 16 Mexican nationals were rescued yesterday, with multiple survivors receiving treatment for injuries consistent with shark bites. A search is still underway for 11 people believed to be missing. The boat went down in a stretch of water known for smuggling activity. You’d think the sinking ship would be the hardest part to survive… Nope, it’s sharks 🦈 Source: AP / Writer: Marie

🇺🇲 12-FOOT ALLIGATOR KILLS FLORIDA FISHERMAN A 71-year-old man was fishing on a lakeshore near Orlando yesterday when the attack happened. Rescuers took 2 HOURS to recover the body because other alligators in the water posed additional danger. It’s Florida’s second reported fatal alligator attack this year. Poor guy just wanted the fish to bite… Source: FOX 35 Orlando, NYPost / Writer: Marie

📢🇺🇸 If this mother trucker even thinks about setting foot next to me, I’m throwing hands and tripping his ass! I’m not scared… I would just be annoyed by the unwanted attention. Go do your weird shit elsewhere, bro! Writer: Jamie t.co/mHOYxXkDGF

🇹🇼 Now, this is what you call GUERILLA MARKETING! Kudos, IKEA Taiwan… way to ride that @Tesla wave! Writer: Jamie t.co/JrRCtQhPgR

🇫🇷 Seriously, how is France going to recover from this? Writer: Sol t.co/MnXuxeeGMv

🔥🇺🇸 Can someone please confirm whether “Janet” is a woman or a trans man, or is it a trans woman? You know WTF I mean! Is it a lady or not?! For real though, you’re talking to a hot streamer … and you wanna talk about Trump? WILD Writer: Jamie t.co/Iiv8n3vDHJ

🇺🇸🚀 Get ready for many more years of terrible Cajun accent impersonators and accordion music! I am excited that this @SpaceX Starbase Louisiana project will bring Cajun culture to more people. The Acadiana area legitimately has some of the best food you’ll ever eat, and the nicest people you’ll ever meet! Plus, now featuring rockets!! 🚀 Writer: Jamie t.co/dYwDGmi6RZ

🔥🇫🇷 This lady is a little TOO FEMININE to be the real Brigitte! 🤣 Writer: Jamie t.co/WAFBi0RCTM

🎃🇺🇸 FFS!! Can’t they just leave HALLOWEEN alone?! It’s LITERALLY THE ONE THING we can ALL AGREE ON!! Everyone will die one day… let us all celebrate it in PEACE, FREE OF POLITICS! Rednecks be like: ‘You’re votin’ Muslim or MAGA, boys! If you vote Muslim… you’re votin’ for the rule of evil and the return of Satan!’ CHOOSE WISELY! 👻 Source: Raps & Hustles (YT) / Writer: Jamie

🇺🇸 One thing you can bet your ass on… If, by some miracle, the GOP can maintain control of Congress, this tired blame it on Biden narrative isn’t going to fly anymore! We’re heading to the back nine of this administration… don’t let its legacy be a failure to overcome the previous guy’s failed legacy! Writer: Jamie t.co/eByvnwokgS

🚨🇷🇺🇺🇦 BREAKING: Live network traffic shows that Russian social media giant VK has seen a 44% drop in connectivity. This is after a night of Ukrainian drone attacks hit a data center and a major oil terminal in St. Petersburg. There are also reports of extensive strikes in the Leningrad region. Writer: Jamie t.co/L9RX1oRvA0

🚨🇷🇺🇺🇦 UPDATE: Large fires broke out at the St. Petersburg oil terminal overnight after a reported Ukrainian drone attack. Footage from local channels shows thick black smoke rising from the port facility, one of Russia’s larger Baltic export terminals with capacity around 12.5 million tons of petroleum products per year. A data center belonging to Russian social media giant VK was also hit during the barrage. Source: supernova_plus (TG), Kyiv Independent, Exilenova+ (TG) / Writer: Jamie

🇷🇺🇪🇺 Why is Russia stockpiling NEW TANKS just 500 km (311 miles) from NATO territory while its war in Ukraine is still raging? Satellite images comparing 2025 and 2026 reportedly show Russia's 22nd Central Tank Reserve Base in Kostroma refilling with armored vehicles, including what analysts identify as newly built T-90M tanks. The facility had been almost emptied to supply the war in Ukraine. Now, Russia appears to be rebuilding its reserves with fresh equipment. So why are these tanks being stored instead of sent to the Ukrainian front? Is Moscow simply replenishing its depleted military stockpiles, or is it preparing for something much BIGGER? And if Russia is already planning for a future confrontation with NATO, how much time does Europe actually have? Writer: Sol t.co/GJjcWwA6Ee

🇨🇦 DEAD AND INJURED reported after a devastating incident at a CANADIAN MILITARY BASE in Alberta. A massive fire erupted at CFB Wainwright, spreading beyond the base as powerful winds drove the flames into surrounding areas. Canada's Defense Minister David McGuinty has confirmed fatalities and injuries, while PM Carney and Alberta Premier Danielle Smith are coordinating the emergency response. Firefighters and medical crews have rushed to the scene, with the full scale of the disaster still unknown. What exactly triggered this catastrophe at one of Canada's major military training facilities? Authorities have yet to reveal the cause or the number of casualties. Sources: @HotshotWake, @MarkJCarney, AP News / Writer: Sol

🌋🇲🇽 Introducing a Mexican man who has never heard of a drone before… So, He keeps climbing to a volcano crater to get shots so folks can see what’s inside! Bonus points if you can pronounce Popocatépetl on the first try! Writer: Jamie t.co/IYoNdh4sh6

🚨🇺🇲Vance said there’s a CHANCE he could run for president in 2028. “Anything can happen, man.” Not if Trump goes for a THIRD term... 😂 Writer: Marie t.co/mFXWQjGDKc

🇺🇲🚨 GRAPHIC VIDEO: U.S. MILITARY OFFICER FALLS FROM STADIUM RAFTERS ONTO FIELD The man was hospitalized after FALLING while rappelling from the Alamodome ceiling before today’s UTSA–Navy football game. The serviceman landed near midfield and was taken off the field in a cart. No word yet on his condition. A reminder that entertainment can turn very scary right before your eyes. Source: NEWS4 / Writer: Marie t.co/83ZmOM1PQX

🚨🇺🇸 UPDATE: A woman reportedly REVVED HER ENGINE before MOWING DOWN people on a youth soccer field in Kansas The 34-year-old female killed a 6-year-old boy and a 35-year-old man, who were pronounced dead at the scene. Multiple others were transported to hospitals. Even more shocking is that 2 CHILDREN were in the truck when it happened! Said one witness: “The driver never slowed down… The driver plowed through everybody!" Kids aren’t safe ANYWHERE these days. WTF!! Source: The Wichita Eagle / Writer: Marie t.co/xmKt8PvAV2

🇺🇸🇫🇷 People are surprised that CBS News and the MSM are hardly noticing what’s going on in France and throughout Europe. These are the same folks who refuse to cover the Administration's refusal to release the Epstein files... Writer: Jamie t.co/Hic0n5dVYX

🇺🇸 Remember the man who tried to ASSASSINATE TRUMP at the White House Correspondents' Dinner? Cole Allen, a 31-year-old fmr. engineering student and tutor who traveled across the country with a shotgun, a pistol, and knives. He reportedly booked a room at the SAME HOTEL weeks in advance, sent a disturbing message to his family, and then rushed a security checkpoint just feet from a ballroom packed with America's political elite. The armed confrontation lasted SEVEN SECONDS. He was arrested, charged with attempting to assassinate the president, and pleaded NOT GUILTY on May 11, following the April 25 attack. The last major press coverage I could verify about him was on May 11, when outlets reported his court appearance and his lawyers' attempt to remove senior Justice Department officials from the case. And here's something worth asking: HOW MANY PEOPLE EVEN REMEMBER THIS HAPPENED? A man allegedly tried to reach the president with a shotgun at one of Washington's biggest events, and the case has largely disappeared from the national conversation. Seriously, when was the last time you heard anything about Cole Allen? Sources: ABC News, WaPo / Writer: Sol

🇧🇷 A 49-year-old Brazilian man SOLD EVERYTHING he owned and traveled over 1,200 miles to meet the love of his life. There was just one tiny problem: SHE WAS AI-GENERATED. Edimar Martins, a bricklayer, fell for a blonde online influencer who promised to bring a man to her farm and financially support him so he'd never have to work again. He spent his savings on a bus ticket, arrived in Belo Horizonte, and discovered that the woman DIDN'T EVEN EXIST. He ended up broke, heartbroken, and needing government assistance to get home. He says he's going BACK to the same city to find another woman. Someone PLEASE teach this man how to spot AI! Source: NYP / Writer: Sol

🇺🇲 Tucker talks about the PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS business and the “economy” that surrounds it. “It relies on getting the president’s attention and convincing him to pardon.  And that has allowed people like Alan Dershowitz and a bunch of others… to start this sideline business, getting pardons, and getting rich doing it.” POTUS passes out pardons like punch at a party. They're second-hand gifts at this point. Writer: Marie t.co/SEFuQa09Op