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I don't think I've seen an Asian ever in the crowd or field of a football game

I'm getting off twitter for a bit

This is a pretty boring game so far

You can tell it's a short running TV series because Kevin Bacon is angry and holding a gun

Car commercials are starting to show literally nothing about what they're trying to sell

This baby joke in commercials is way overused

YEAH HE DIDN'T CATCH THE BALL NOW JUMP AND BUMP YOUR CHEST AGAINST MINE

We ordered a pizza to feel more American

5 seconds of piling 30 seconds of timeouts and substitutions. 10 seconds of deciding where to throw, 2 minutes of commercials. #SuperBowl

That's where Jesse was driving off to in felina

She got a big booty so a called her a Seahawks player

Another year, another doritos commercial with a clueless dad and a dog

"Offense, 5 yard penalty, stupid hand motions, more football words, pointing."

90% of car commercials aren't car commercials until they show a car with a loud engine in the last 10 seconds

"Reggie is not an actor, these are hidden cameras" mmmmmhmmm

Am I the only one who thinks that women half naked shaking pom pons cheering the men doing work is a bit sexist?

Dat ass Knighton

"With those churning legs, they'll just keep on pounding him"

I promise nothing too overtly racist

derp

So many black guys running into each other I get an urge to make so many racist jokes

They have a pre game show, a kick off show, half time show, post game show,

Not sure if a coat or a wolf

T-mobile is the hipster of phone providers

DO WE REALLY NEED SOMEONE DOING THE ANTHEM IN SIGN LANGUAGE

People only know the first two lines of our anthem and kind of mumble the rest

National Anthem time! Let's make it as RnB as possible.

We don't care about stupid honors play the commercials

As I soon as I saw Ted and Seth Macfarlane I closed my eyes and it just sounded like Brian and Peter

SETH MACFARLANE YEAH