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Importance of culture t.co/9alMPMRvks

Srry meant 2 send that 2 my gf

Dayumm Eto'o

Lets go Chelsea vs the gooners. As much as i hate Mourinho I want Chelsea to win

How does Arnold Shwartzenegger still have that thick of an accent after playing english speaking characters in America for over forty years

Guess who has more subscribers than Xfinity

Apparently a used Xbox One is worth more than a new one t.co/ir6VpMY8GO

@xFREEEDO What are we going to do about this t.co/7941YQYYrI

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So watching digital Scarlett Johansson moan for two minutes straight in an empty theater with only your dad and sister was loads fun

how to be a fifa youtuber: 1. be british 2. scream a lot 3. swear 4. wave your arms 5. blame EA 6. have fifa coin discount codes

I wish I had someone to help me collect Internet Rant material. I've covered the generic stuff already, which rules out 70% of what I find

I know a lot of you have been anticipating the next Internet Rant, and if I can get enough material it will possibly be finished saturday

More and more corner campers in TitanFall everyday…

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#tbt t.co/e8BXyJx3UR

Another sleepless night. It's going to take a while to get adjusted to this timezone

Jesus Christ YouTube and Netflix are like a procrastination heaven

Do you ever fart under a blanket for an extended period of time and then decide to put the blanket over your head and inhale? yeah

I WAS JUST FIRED FROM MY JOB AT THE SPERM BANK. THEY DID NOT LIKE ME SAYING "GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY" EVERY TIME SOMEONE WALKED IN.

I'm really tempted to do another video discussing religion, but ehhhh probably going to talk about why marriage is pointless tomorrow

Dinner conversation went from discussing who might win the Champions League, to my brother showing Manchester United formations with grapes

I'm not a real gamer t.co/oaa5diwqeh

Sneak peak for my next video. The finished edit t.co/gqo492cbBL

Titanfall on the 360 was delayed again. I have a feeling its going to suck

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hi i wolud like 2 join the crew i a fun guy to play cod of duty with im 13 but evry1 says i act like im 14 thanks

Fat people need to have beards or else they risk looking like a potato